By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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RinXFallenAngel 6

lolz that is awesome it is so somthing me and my friend would do when we are bored XD

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fabul0us_fml 2

wow. that's really sad

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droplets 0

You desperately need help.

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evey661 5

The mosquito was female, retard.

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dr_horrible_ 10

Fred can also be a female name. It's a shortened version of Winifred.

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lil_vixxxen_for_ 0

omg thts like seriously awesum! i had a pet fly named taco for two days n he actually like hung out w me n stuf lolz

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jackeechan 10

Nuuu!!!! Why fred!?!!??

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nicky3636 5

You liked to watch him suck your blood?

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