By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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taylor714 7

y did they give a female misqito a male name

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naulty 0

Seriously right now u are my hero lol I miss the bat that used to live in my attic He died too his name was batty tho

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myalleyway 9

female mosquitos are the ones that suck blood, so you named a girl fred

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coolkod1005 2

I don't get how she deserves this her friends should go tothe party they were invited not there fault y wood u miss a good party cause someone is not going

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coolkod1005 2

I don't get how she deserves this her friends should go tothe party they were invited not there fault y wood u miss a good party cause someone is not going

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lilmissroxtar 1

R.I.P Fred, he will be mourned forever more :(

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EMTchic 14

OMG the same thin happened to me when i was little except it was a lightning bug i had caught in a jar, i woke up one morning and it just wouldnt move =( i feel for you, we all have our "unusual tiny pets" (as my mother called it) at some point =P or atleast us awesome people do lolz

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dixydarlin89 5

Sorry to say but only female Mosquitos bite...

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