By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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Calling it fake! Only female mosquitos suck blood and I'm highly positive that Fred is a male's name