By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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talkalot_360 1

this is more of a MLIA thing

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b_rad_fml 4

Dude, only female mosquitos suck blood.

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iSmellNice 2

Maybe it's short for Winifred

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sugargirlie 0

If a mosqito tried to suck my blood I'd punch it in the face. And I wouldn't name it Fred. More like DEAD. Hahahahah. I seriously need to shut up now. Toodles. :D

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gabsta 3

hahaha #2 i added it to its hilarious :D i love this fml its awesome :)

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starberries 0

So, only female mosquitoes suck blood, then?

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RageKage 0

are you Ms. Paquette? you sound like my science teacher.

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Snowjob 0

R.I.P rest in peace Fred that's pretty sad :( poor Fred but on the bright side he is in mosquito heaven :)

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Tycholarfero 0

You people need to be more polite. "OHHOHOH, MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU FRIENDS DITHC U!!!!??!111ONE! I'M A ******." Behave little ones. All of you say that your 20+, and yet you all act so childish. Fred was a loyal companion to OP. R.I.P. Fred: Somedate-2010

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bvbsoldier 0

Aw, poor Fred! I would be sad too. This pretty much sums up every night for me.

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lolmaster7654321 4

yup but mosquitos only live for an average of two days...

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