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By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 15:45 - United States - Newark

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By tech_support - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Sweden

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

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By GidleyWife - 30/07/2015 17:22 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:36

Try turning off the volume

mzrobinson 13

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:36

Google...

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lylotrezor 20

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:21

Google?

CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:44

I bet this is just the beginning of things you will find that they changed

Amranih 20

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:44

I should try it on someone :D

DQEight 8

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:44

I know what I'm doing next time my friend's laptop is left unattended.

stormchaser24 24

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:59

Turn the volume off, google it, try to see if you can restore it from a date before your "friend" changed it.

Futacy 29

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:20

Why put "friend" in quotes? It's not like they robbed his house, they just pulled a harmless, hilarious prank.

xXNerrrdXx 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:09

Epic...i hope u didnt discover this at work xD

xXNerrrdXx 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:11

N btw, google knows everything :p

thesubbybubbies 9

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:17

karen1991 15

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:18

Thank you for the idea!! :)

Tpracingkg 15

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:26

House hold hacker ftw

underthesea12 24

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:28

that is genius!

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