Love: Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece...

By andy1r - 07/10/2011 06:41 - Bolivia

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

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By mlove - 06/09/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Irving

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 03:59

Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 04:49 - United States - Houston

Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 05:13 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

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paradox1234 1

Friday 7 October 2011 12:05

She should leave you alone. :)

yamatelle 19

Friday 7 October 2011 14:06

You know what they say; God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers. Then, devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere so, he created mother-in-laws. Tell her that you know it's not her talking, but her demons. Then start yelling,"**** you, demons! I hope you choke on a dick and die." Or you could just confront her about her bitchy attitude.

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mikeeg 0

Friday 7 October 2011 12:54

Talk to the parents and your fiancé. Then, if they still don't like you too bad for them. Marry him if ya love him!

Btreasure 8

Friday 7 October 2011 13:15

Maybe she meant her other son

Btreasure 8

Friday 7 October 2011 13:15

Maybe she meant her other son

krysxkatastrophe 14

Friday 7 October 2011 13:17

Maybe she's warning you that he's a bad husband behind your back?

starfleet9 9

Friday 7 October 2011 13:21

Sounds like my mother in law! My husband doesn't speak to her anymore..

mariazzz 5

Friday 7 October 2011 16:06

The way I read it is that she's trying to protect you and she's warning you about him. Maybe he's cheated or still is? I had a best friend of mine that this happened to as well. The mother loved the girlfriend and warned her numerously. She thought she was too good for him. Turned out he was cheating on her left right and centre... Needless to say she left him and still has the mother as a good friend...

ecfrost 4

Friday 7 October 2011 13:32

My grandmother gave the same advice to my Mom and, quite honestly, my grandmother thought she was issuing a legit warning since my father had already been divorced. Almost 30 years later and it's obvious that was the wrong advice. Ignore her :)

SammySteel 6

Friday 7 October 2011 13:36

And then you told her to shove her advice where the sun don't shine. Well I'm hoping you did

Never_tell_1999 0

Friday 7 October 2011 13:40

You might need to listen to her especially if the other advice she gave you made sense. She may be looking out for you and know that you're too good for her son.