By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

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Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
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FuzzyJack 15

She probably had a dream where you turned into 1 Direction during sex. I would be afraid too.

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acidkitten 14

I think he needs to confiscate her copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.

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tippi17 3

When I first read this I saw "grandma" instead of girlfriend... Count your blessings.

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TADspace 30

Maybe you turned into one of those Japaneses Penis Monsters in her dream.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

I thought something like that too... or that disgusting tentacular thing lol

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Ehko 6

I swear there are like 2 other FMLs like this..

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khaya 9

It is the ultimate compliment on a man's penis size.

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RedPillSucks 31

The nightmare was that she never reached the big O unless your dad was in the room.

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noisebox 1

Maybe she dreamt you came calling at her back door ...

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MuseFan1991 14

maybe she dreamt you did something awful like rape her? i have plenty of dreams that my bf cheats on/leaves me which mess me up for a while :(

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