By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

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Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
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FuzzyJack 15

She probably had a dream where you turned into 1 Direction during sex. I would be afraid too.

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acidkitten 14

I think he needs to confiscate her copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.

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astralvagan 20

It's not always a bad thing. At least she was dreaming about you. Not all nightmares are actually nightmares. She could have just remembered the dream wrong.

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pinkpixie06 11

So, take that girl to the bedroom and do things to her that she won't be able to stop dreaming about.

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gracehi 31

Maybe she had a dream that you had I knife for a penis. O.o

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Ja777 9

Oh great! Thanks for putting that idea in my head! Now I'm going to have nightmares!

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MindFreakazoid 10

That sounds like a book! "The man with a knife penis".

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I think Edward Scissorhands may have had one of those...

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SneakyCaveman 13

Reminds me of a song by Cannibal Corpse.

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beacbum7 7

Fyl if you perform badly in real life, but if you don't, don't take it personal.

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flutter4 7

Maybe she had the nightmare because she is bad and she didn't want you to think less of her for being better than her in bed.

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TheDrifter 23

Did your penis turn into a tentacle monster with teeth or something in her dream? Some freaky stuff happens in nightmares.

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AznSamoan52 10

She must've been watching some of those weird hentai shows before she went to sleep. Just a thought. I mean, she could've dreamt that you turned in to some kind of perverted octopus monster eager to rape her. Again, just a thought.

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TheDrifter 23

Plenty of someones. I read the comments on some of the fmls from guys in trouble for things their so dreamed they did.

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Nick030597 1

Haha. She must be a "good" girl

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