By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

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Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
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FuzzyJack 15

She probably had a dream where you turned into 1 Direction during sex. I would be afraid too.

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acidkitten 14

I think he needs to confiscate her copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.

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TahoeFMler 22

Admitted or shared?

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br0ccoli 14

Sounds like a good time to initiate romantic sex to show her there's nothing to fear.

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mrperspire 4

Well now she's already dreamt the worst sex. It can only go up from there

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noisebox 1

Was that before or after you told her you're a Backdoor Man?

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TheAwkwardRabitt 0

Tell her that sometimes you gotta face your nightmares/fears ;)

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Leslier_fml 4

She didn't finished telling you the dream, it was a nightmare because your mom walked in on you guys, duh!

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