By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

That means now you can play the sympathy card to get a couple BJ's. Stretch that shit out for as long as you can.

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Falassalond 16

Sounds like you guys need a vacation. Have a nice trip!

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Comments

greenie213 23

I've seen tripping over your own feet and stumbling, but tripping and face planting is a feat I've only heard of.

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SamanthaThe1st 22

My ex boyfriend would constantly. Even I do :P

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aerogxt 7

At least they don't think you beat the shit outta her

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s0ulslack 20

its all good son, next time yer about to finish "accidentally" hit her in the eye ;)

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krewer21 1

As long as it doesn't look like you hit her. You'll heal, physically and emotionally.

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williamcarter93 13

Pull her down with you and make out on the floor.

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outoftown 26

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't have heated arguments in others' homes. YDI for both.

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perdix 29

Just because you wrote it on the Internet doesn't make it true. Sorry you got beat up by a girl :(

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Popcornography 10

What do you mean? :( If I say I have a 5 foot dick on the internet, it /must/ be true!

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linkinpark98 23

I'm going to start face flooring instead of face palming from now on. :D

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You're really desperate for a reason to fap right now, right?

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