By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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awesomeshay20 6

Um to all the people who say that its not true for people to be going out that long and not have sex, My boyfriend and I have been dating for two years and we are waiting until we are married to have it.

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GetPuckedUp 3

how did you not have sex after 3 years??

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redmnky21 8

after 3 years u wont give it up? and u wonder why she went and got it elsewhere... quit being such a prude

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Oh my god. Relationships aren't about sex and as long as they agreed on not having sex before marriage (despite the fact she broke the promise), what's the big deal? It's not like you have to abstain for three years or more, so give it the **** up.

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kai_ngo 0

In case you haven't noticed, sex is a means of reproduction. Sure, you can do it for recreation and to show you love someone, but you don't necessarily need to have sex to be in a healthy happy relationship. Since when was it a needed medium in relationships?

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xXwolflegionXx 8

Dump that bitch before she dumps the child on you!

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abasio 1

Time for a sharp exit. Be glad that you don't have a kid to ruin your life (I'm assuming you're a youngun here with the virginity and all).

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chosha_fml 26

#245 Even if that was so (ridiculous suggestion) would that make it less of an FML?

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nateshannon1 4

ydi for not slippin her the meat 3 years ago. idiot.

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yummcookie 0

Words of advice: GET THE **** OUT OF THERE

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BikeAllDay818 6

**** that dirty ***** bro

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