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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

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MrHughJass 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:46

You're doing it wrong.

doctor_awesome 8

Friday 8 July 2011 11:47

is her name Mary?

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supahnazi 0

Monday 11 July 2011 2:51

LEAVE HER

d33emar 0

Monday 11 July 2011 3:21

u should of gave her some.. after 3 yrs? are u sure u are a dude?!

dustin81 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:59

oh she must be cheating on you

crowbar_2010 2

Monday 11 July 2011 7:45

im trying to figure out how any one person, let alone over 2000 assholes could rationalize the op deserving this. you should all be shat on. and then hit by a train. dicks.

Anbria 3

Monday 11 July 2011 10:37

shes a cheating *****. don't waste your money on a kid that isn't your's. the father should. break up with her, call her a ****, and run. :)

Mortoli 30

Wednesday 22 October 2014 17:20

A little off there break up with her call her a **** and kick her out of the house. Just sayin lol.

bigdreamer59 0

Monday 11 July 2011 19:27

you should've been banging her then dummy!

IAMAFUCKINGPHYSC 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:16

wow, freak out tell her she's a **** and leave her. TROLOLOLOL

justbigbs 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:15

Unless that baby is Jesus, time to move on

Xemogirl666X 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:27

maybe she like did it while u were sleepinh

cherrigirl 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:33

Virgins Rule.

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