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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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omarzrgz 3

Hey, no child support, new girlfriend, you won.

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EZ2XLR8 7

3 years? No wonder she cheated. But kudos for you for being a non-married virgin!!

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KiDEaZe 0

holy shit guy. :$ wait virgin and with her for 3 years..

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EZ2XLR8 7

and him being a virgin in a 3 year relationship is bad how?

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xxMichaxx 0

CONGRATS!! your a step dad!! (:

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zowiekat 0

Not saying that you did this but It is possible if the two of you were fooling around and you ejaculated on her for her to get pregnant you do not have to have penetration to get pregnant. sperm can travel.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

...True, but if he splooged on her back and they cleaned up immediately, sperm can't fly nor can sperm magically enter the ****** without a means to do so which means there's no way she could have become pregnant from that. Now, if they were fooling around and sperm happened to be on his hand, which was used to finger her or something, then yes it's possible.

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destinee69 0

3 years and u still a virgin!!!! dats why then

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hall1234 0

3 yrs of no se* triipin u cant hold out tht long

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Obviously, OP did hold out that long and it was the girlfriend who chose breaking a promise over keeping her pants on.

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footballkid123 0

well why didn't u have it with her in three years. that's lame bro

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