By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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incredibadder 0

shouldnt be your girl for long. on to the next one man!

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha^, girls are like buses. miss one, next 15 one's coming...

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im_bored_tired 12

fyl. I would dump her and tell the guy she screwed that she is pregnant and that it's his problem now!

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im_bored_tired 12

told*. glad I caught that before the grammar nazi's did!

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binkybaby 3

Actually....and I hate to burst your bubble here..."tell" was, in fact, correct.

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im_bored_tired 12

yea. I noticed that after I posted it and can't figure out how to remove it from my phone

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muchagente 5

well, if you refuse having sex with her, she's got to have it with someone, doesn't she?

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ethang1996 0

no, not at all. if she really cared about him she would have waited.

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a_nutritionist 10

no, if she really cared about him she would have discussed it and ended the relationship. just cos he doesnt want it doesnt mean she needs to conform to his beliefs.

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tymarie2012 31

no 36 is right. if she really did care about him she would have waited. relationships aren't just about sex.

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a_nutritionist 10

those two points dont make any logical sense. relationships arent all about sex, yeah, so? so i guess if they arent all about sex, you should have to wait until youre on your deathbed to do it, rather than move on to someone who can fulfill all your needs, not just most of them. because theres only one possible individual you can ever be happy with...oh, or you could just end the relationship and find someone who is more suited to you. idiot.

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slinkydee 2

you say that she shouldnt have to conform to his beliefs, so why should he be forced to choose between conforming to her beliefs or losing the girl hes loved for three years just because he wants to wait?

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a_nutritionist 10

because she has a right to be happy. she clearly isnt. they both have the same ******* choice. conform to his beliefs or give up on the relationship and seek what you need elsewhere, conform to her beliefs or lose the girl you love for three years. his beliefs dont trump hers just because theyre about abstaining. is anyone saying he HAS TO have sex? no. but apparently youre saying she HAS TO abstain. try thinking outside the square next time, and dont ask such stupid shit.

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klovemachine 24

300 = massive fail

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ribbyc80 0

I usually get the "I'm pregnant" speech when I'm breaking up with a girl...

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im_bored_tired 12

usually? how many girls do you get pregnant??

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groundzeromma 8

none but females have tendency to pull the "I'm pregnant card" so you won't leave them

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DjeePee 24

Woops, you wrote a mistake, sir, but no worry, I will correct it! *changes 'females' into 'crazy psycho bitches'*

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ribbyc80 0

lol, why the thumbs down? I dont care, truth sucks.

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sweet_candy_ 17

Well you wasted 3 years of your life. Hope you find someone worthy your time.

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ChantelRenaeee 0

don't waste your time on her and her sluttyness.:)

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Xathanos 16

Dump her, you've learned your lessons to not put sex off for too long little grasshopper. Good luck =)

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TheNewGuy03 28

yeah. it's a possibility that she communicated the desire to have sex and op denied it, in which case, the op is a strange, strange man. i mean, in my experience, when women want sex, they *want* it, and would likely feel, well, unwanted if he didn't return that sentiment. still, not an excuse to go and get all preggers and shit. |the kid|

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sweety503 0

lmao you wernt the only man she was dating for 3 years!:)

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stewie1744 0

ahaha, you're a virgin

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Mach10 0

Yeah dude. A purple hoodie, douche sunglasses, and flashing a fakeass gang sign speaks volumes about your sexual prowess. For the record, rubbing your dick on your ma's blue faux-fur doesn't count as sex.

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goliatron 9

YDI for not hittin' that any time during those three years, virginface.

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ethang1996 0

not all people are little man ****** like

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CrazyGirl445 4

38- but 3 YEARS a lot of people have sex after like 6 months

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daminantion 14

38, are you Mormon? I didn't think Mormons believed in technology :P

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nitrogenic 0

102 Mormons aren't against technology. Are you thinking of the Amish?

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