Love: Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my...

By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML

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TattedAsian 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:27

TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.

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Top comments

som_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 13:44

dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

Horde 8

Monday 11 January 2010 13:17

Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

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kimilei 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:47

Seriously, that's just nasty. You need to get of that thing. The booger and the girlfriend.

Sammyjo1982 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:48

I seriously hope that this FML is not real. Because if it is... Woah! Poor OP, I do not even want to imagine what it must have been like.

nubster 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:56

ewww,ask her to lie down and open her mouh then shitt into it :)

imperfectclarity 0

Monday 11 January 2010 15:17

Open your mouth and close your eyes...

loveyoubabexo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 15:22

ewww that's reallllly gross..

perdix 29

Monday 11 January 2010 15:30

In some cultures, that means you are married. Congratulations! I'll get you a wedding gift. I hope you are registered at Crate & Booger!

tlw33 0

Monday 11 January 2010 20:11

I have laughed my head off. Sorry about your luck. It is gross. But better you than me anyday! 41--You made me laugh the hardest probably! I have been trying to get my boyfriend to marry me for a while now, maybe I'll just have to try this. Just kidding.