By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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martin8337 35

Football would have been a better answer.

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Breegotcake 14

Why would she even get mad? It's not like you said an ex or another female name. Honestly, if someone asked me I would say my mom & my niece. If it was a joke I would say say something stupid like bacon(which is freaking awesome). :)

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ohnowhyme123 15

You can get her a bouquet of bacon roses as an apology

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cvmac 1

she deserved it for asking a stupid question like that.

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darkmis1 17

Haha I would've laughed at that...and I don't even eat meat. (Cue the dirty jokes.)

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S4N 5

Hey that's a pretty good answer--I wouldn't have been offended by it; I make pretty good bacon lol :)

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LissaMccracken 23

She shouldnt ask questions, if she's not prepared for the answer so.. I'm voting your life sucks

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underthesea12 24

Remember bacon will always be there for you bro!

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caden_bro 9

Bad move. Seriously, that's not a time to joke. And I'm hoping that was intended to be a joke.

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davincidasecond 24

Ugh. I hate when significant others ask questions like that. It just screams insecurity. I still wouldn't have said bacon if I were you though OP, however great and delicious it is.

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