By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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martin8337 35

#63. no you do not look fat at all.

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fakedsincerity 32

I don't care if you're overweight; I've seen your soul, and you look great.

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See_Be_Feel 13

This is wrong but bacon is amazing. So i can't really fault you on this

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perdix 29

She'd be the perfect girlfriend if she invited you to a three-way: you, her and bacon. Is anybody out there thinking about having bacon during sex not getting horny? I didn't think so ;)

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dudeimmadoc 9

Lol, at least you're honest. I'd find it funny :)

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eternal_malaise 10

Search for "Does Bacon Really Make Everything Better? Here's The Math" by Maria Godoy, which is an attempt to prove bacon is best. Even so, I wouldn't have told your GF that.

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

If she asks again say. "Your sister" then move on. These insecure ones will be nothing but drama and heartache throughout your relationship.

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bobo_the_bear 5

OP, you are either a smart-ass or a rookie at relationships. Tell her you meant her naked, covered in a mound of bacon,

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escuelaboynico 7

You should've said "Yeah I will in a couple years another girl" -who? "She'll call you mommy"

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smokecloud_ 37

if my boyfriend told me that, he wouldnt be coming near my ****** anytime in the near future. bacon bribes or not.

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