By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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droln4maltesers 8

FYL for having a very sensitive girlfriend. My boyfriend and I always joke that we love bacon more than each other. It's BACON!

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buckdharma 37

Maybe you could combine your two loves. Get her to strip tease until your meat sizzles.

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ShittyBikes 6

And I wonder when the Internet Council of Elders will decide that bacon is cliché...

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honeymoonroyale 20

Lol I would've laughed. How could.she be jealous of bacon. Besides.... BACON!

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BDA_fml 5

Bacon will never ask if you love it.

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CrazyMelvin 14

YDI. That's a sensitive subject to crack jokes about.

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Ins0mau 20

Yes. Bacon surely is a sensitive topic.

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alexlam24 3

Bacon is the food of Chuck Norris

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tman1985 9

the heat generated from chuck's foot meeting air resistance and causing friction is enough to cook bacon perfectly

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ChicKenza 4

You're supposed to say "the kids I want to have with you in the future" duh

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Ins0mau 20

That'd freak my girlfriend out.

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Devul143 12

sounds like she was trying to tell you she was pregnant.. lol but, bacon woulda been my answer too! ;)

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