By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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TigrexTeeth 16

She wanted the truth. She couldn't handle the truth.

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Ooh yeah... You deserved it alright, And your girlfriend has no sense of humour.

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Namenlos_fml 20

Ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

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syed121417 22

If I asked my boyfriend that and he said bacon, I would be rest assured I had a decent man

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dredscott 7

What is wrong with you, are you an immature preteen that is obsessed with this bacon fad?

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valexandraaa___ 9

If she asks him, then she should expect an honest answer. At least he didn't say some something like another girl. She needs to lighten up. I mean sometimes I like bacon more than my boyfriend!

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sanecatlady 13

When a woman asks you that question, simply tell they will hate the answer no what you say. Same goes for "Do I look fat in this?" :) Still, I think YDI because I do not get this sudden bacon craze we're having at all. I mean it's great(tasting) and everything, but come ON!

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TheImaginarySong 16

Honestly I would have said the same thing!

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Zebediabolical 39

F HER LIFE for having an insensitive boyfriend. Bah. Who am I kidding. Unless her labia taste like bacon she deserves it.

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