By thanksnicksparks - 11/06/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML
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Mideoyeo 12

Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:

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AsianCookie247 14

Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.

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heyitslex 1

Awh I wish my boyfriend would say stuff like that. You can do much better, plenty of girls want a guy like you!

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kelleygirl 0

Wahhhh. That sucks! She is clearly a bitch. I would go crazy if a guy quoted the notebook.

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P1Nk13 7

well maybe she wanted it to come from the heart. stealing shit from movies is corny anyway.

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MainPrism 16

You're just as bad as the guy who claimed to be a shark only to get beat down by his gf... YDI

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totheforest84 4

Wow, psycho...

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rockman555555 3

Shallow bitch.. The world doesn't need them.

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maryliz10 1

I would have asked you to marry me had you quoted that to me.

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SamanthaCassieL 10

I don't watch chick flicks and I'm not into that kind of thing but I know most girls are.. And that's nice of you to consider that for her.. I agree.. Definitely ungrateful. Go find someone better.

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imseksie 0

Guess she didn't really love anyways

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zukiee 0

Sometimes it's kind of shocking, for what reasons people break up. I love my boyfriend. He's not the perfect romantic guy. But he's the one I fell in love with! Read between the lines!

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