Love: Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute...

By thanksnicksparks - 11/06/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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By clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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Mideoyeo 12

Monday 11 June 2012 11:37

Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:

AsianCookie247 14

Monday 11 June 2012 11:38

Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.

Comments

heyitslex 1

Monday 11 June 2012 15:45

Awh I wish my boyfriend would say stuff like that. You can do much better, plenty of girls want a guy like you!

kelleygirl 0

Monday 11 June 2012 15:46

Wahhhh. That sucks! She is clearly a bitch. I would go crazy if a guy quoted the notebook.

P1Nk13 7

Monday 11 June 2012 16:15

well maybe she wanted it to come from the heart. stealing shit from movies is corny anyway.

MainPrism 16

Monday 11 June 2012 16:19

You're just as bad as the guy who claimed to be a shark only to get beat down by his gf... YDI

totheforest84 4

Monday 11 June 2012 16:23

Wow, psycho...

rockman555555 3

Monday 11 June 2012 16:25

Shallow bitch.. The world doesn't need them.

maryliz10 1

Monday 11 June 2012 16:51

I would have asked you to marry me had you quoted that to me.

SamanthaCassieL 10

Monday 11 June 2012 16:51

I don't watch chick flicks and I'm not into that kind of thing but I know most girls are.. And that's nice of you to consider that for her.. I agree.. Definitely ungrateful. Go find someone better.

imseksie 0

Monday 11 June 2012 17:08

Guess she didn't really love anyways

zukiee 0

Monday 11 June 2012 17:15

Sometimes it's kind of shocking, for what reasons people break up. I love my boyfriend. He's not the perfect romantic guy. But he's the one I fell in love with! Read between the lines!