Love: Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute...

By thanksnicksparks - 11/06/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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By clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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Mideoyeo 12

Monday 11 June 2012 11:37

Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:

AsianCookie247 14

Monday 11 June 2012 11:38

Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.

Comments

spottyblanket 8

Monday 11 June 2012 14:24

where do half the FML'ers find these crazy bfs and gfs?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 11 June 2012 16:55

Thats why it's FML. If you want to read "Today, my bf/gf was great to me and everything is wonderful" log onto mylifeisg.com or mylifeisaverage.com

quandtu 3

Monday 11 June 2012 14:26

maybe there is a hidden reason: you fat? ugly? stupid? anyway, try to be less phony and get original next time.

avraeler 1

Monday 11 June 2012 14:43

#60 is probably right. God has a reason for everything. You deserve it.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 11 June 2012 14:41

I'm sorry, OP. I would have thought that was very cute if my boyfriend had done that to me. But if she broke up with you over that, you're better off without her.

Webslinger66 10

Monday 11 June 2012 14:54

She's kinda right. But she shouldn't have broken up with you. Maybe just made fun of you a bit then moved on.

lissalove17 8

Monday 11 June 2012 14:57

Most ridiculous line ever. I hate that movie so much.

xzrdxzrd 1

Monday 11 June 2012 15:09

That's why it's highly recommended to have several girlfriends and not just one - just in case one drops.

Megan98 18

Monday 11 June 2012 15:14

Maybe she was going to break it off anyways? She just needed an excuse like you to take to long to say you did love her.

Dcm210 19

Monday 11 June 2012 15:15

hopefully you'll find better.

qerqerd 1

Monday 11 June 2012 15:19

You are probably poor. Money = more girls/less problems. I laugh at your life. YDI

ShelbyGray 8

Monday 11 June 2012 15:38

For you to watch The Notebook and actually pay attention to where you can quote it, that shows a lot. She doesn't know what she's missing. Find someone better who can appreciate you more than she did.