Love: Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute...

By thanksnicksparks - 11/06/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML

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By larouche362 - 08/06/2016 03:01 - United States - Weare

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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By clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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Mideoyeo 12

Monday 11 June 2012 11:37

Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:

AsianCookie247 14

Monday 11 June 2012 11:38

Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.

Comments

mhud4911 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:08

i wish my boyfriend would be cute like that. i can't even talk him into watching the notebook with me! you deserve better!

Jdumps 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:07

thats what you get for being gay about it

madamazinDana45 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:17

U were trying to b romantic.... That is sad that she broke up u :/

CrimsonViolets 11

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:54

Maybe you should to be less disgustingly cheesy next time.

blutigenbonbon 10

Wednesday 13 June 2012 8:39

Were you his girlfriend? Damn. For a pretty face like yours your heart is pretty dull.

kimosabi55068 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 5:01

**** her

Moikeha09 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 6:39

to which you should have responded "well I'm still a bird, but your a BITCH!"

briannac1 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 6:54

Time for a new girlfriend.

juwood 7

Tuesday 12 June 2012 7:33

If you're a shark, I'm a shark.

BlackRoseUmbra 3

Tuesday 12 June 2012 8:11

If she broke up with you over something as trivial as that, then she's not worth dwelling on. Sure, it's disheartening, but if she was gonna be that drastic over something like this, then forget her. You're better than that, and you don't need to put up with someone who's just going to get upset over insignificant things like movie quotes.