By thanksnicksparks - 11/06/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML
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Mideoyeo 12

Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:

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AsianCookie247 14

Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.

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jayyceeeee 3

that's cute! nice attempt

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Keevarou 17

Looks like you're free as a bird now, and if you love her, try chasing her, if she says no. That means she was not that good for you, gotta have the heart at the right place :) Good luck OP

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shayshayshazam 14

Keev- your comments are always so nice and uplifting! They makeme smile.

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Epikouros 31

You were already ****** when your girlfriend asked you if you loved her. Either she didn't love you unless you said it first, or she told you she loved you and you failed to give the proper reply.

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jamejame97 12

well she just lost an amazing guy who has the ability to quote the notebook :) :P

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Snackycake 20

I always wanted a guy who quoted song lyrics for me. She doesn't deserve someone as thoughtful as you op.

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craphappened 4

Bitch is just looking for an excuse to dump you isn't it.

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zandalee 19

Omg! U look like one pissed off pussy

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rammy125 4

I was just going to say that, if she was looking for a reason. She is pretty sad.. OP is probably better off now.

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craphappened 4

Dumping someone because they're "phoney and unoriginal" is really, really, incredibly shallow. This is just being sweet. Some people can't appreciate what they have.

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zandalee 19

Her loss. You sound lovely. Too lovely for her. This happened because you deserve better.

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lajaynay 15

Girls want guys like him and then when a guy actually does try to emulate him, he gets dumped. Will a girl ever be satisfied?

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DjeePee 24

Like him? Hell no, guys should have the character of Batman with the looks of cap'tain Jack Sparrow.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Joker: Wanna hear a joke? Batman: No. Joker: Well I'll tell you one anyway. Knock knoc-- Batman: Come in. I'm not sure if girls would be into Batman's sense of humor. Everything else about him is badass, though.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I love Batman's sense of humor actually :P

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lajaynay 15

I definitely agree 38, especially on the looking like Johnny Depp part. That man just turned 49 and still looks damn good.

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DjeePee 24

Yeah, at first, I'd just written Jack Sparrow, but you know, he's dishonest, goes to the hookers, cheats, steals...not really a good match.

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darwinism 30

Some bird species have the same partner for life, while others don't. I guess you are the second kind. You can find another one to share your nest OP. FYL

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melodywarner17 0

Whatta bitch.

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