Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

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By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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You deserved it 7 113

By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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By Sdutent - 01/03/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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You deserved it 7 371

By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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You deserved it 7 573

By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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You deserved it 8 803

By gummy bear - 21/01/2011 11:41

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML

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You deserved it 30 925

By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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You deserved it 6 171

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 10/10/2022 18:30 - Turkey

Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML

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You deserved it 492

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:03

shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"

Newbie21 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 18:53

well is it? lol

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perdix 29

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:26

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ipodhacker11208 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:51

hahaha

playnejayne 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:50

YDI for having a small penis.

Angi95 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:39

How is it his fault?

Nic_hole 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:51

hahaha #6

teamedwardftw 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:54

jajaja baby dick

duck2121 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:25

YDI for having a small penis.

iBramoh 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:32

you should have told her to tighting up her pussy so she can feel it

Rota 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:32

Definitely should have taken the opportunity to jam it up her ass and then ask if she feels it.

SubjectX 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:33

how does that happen? either you are a pencil, or she's a damn cavern.

onnielief 4

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:39

Wow you must either have a pencil sized dick or be really bad at sex either way FHL, not yours!

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:43

This pisses me off cause it reminds me of how the condom broke on me and my gf about 30 min ago. I'm still kinda nervous.

gamer_girl 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:07

oh man! poor guy, you better get Plan B and fast!!

Angi95 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 6:39

Morning after pill.

hjanelle14 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:14

That's suckish

KatherineAnne 7

Friday 7 October 2011 3:14

My biggest fear... The largest reason I'm still a virgin... :O

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML

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Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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Today, my son wears all dark clothes, has gotten evil looking tattoos, and worships the devil. It was kinda cute when he was 13, slightly concerning when he turned 18, but now he’s 30 and I’m unsure if I should be more accepting of his lifestyle or just plain old shit scared. FML

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Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML

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Today, I enjoyed my favourite pizza topped with jalapeños for an extra kick. I later got to feel that kick a second time as I vomited in the middle of the night. Some came out my nose. FML

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You deserved it 678

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

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You deserved it 2 852

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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Same thing different taste

Well?

Get on with it

Romance is dead

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