By Anonymous - 03/04/2013 13:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
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Mossears133 15

Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?

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stevenJB 25

I hate you just because you said "cray"^

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partytime4321 5

You are probably better without her in that case...

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ZombieSazza 34

Whaaaaat the ****?!? Yeah... I think you dodged a bullet there, OP.

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Helped 35

I'd like to see her freakout if it was with an actual child.

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Pstraka6 20

what have relationships come to now?

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kkrazyangel 16

Well, now at least you wont have to bring her back and forth from shrinks later!

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scott82 5

She was probably just looking for any excuse to dump you, probably humping your best mate right now

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Shieldsz 7

So many comment about replacing the word who with hoo. Hoo thinks it's funny?

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SinfulEnd 20

Isnt that the point of practicing? So you dont end up dropping your real baby? Atleast you didnt toss it to the ground like you would a football after making a large touchdown!

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gurly98 13

At first I clicked ydi. But then I clicked your life Sucks. I guess it's neutral

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