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By Anonymous - 03/04/2013 13:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Mossears133 15

Wednesday 3 April 2013 19:00

Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?

stevenJB 25

Wednesday 3 April 2013 19:07

I hate you just because you said "cray"^

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ashwarden 3

Tuesday 7 May 2013 22:13

She be cray for making you carry around a stuffed owl anyways. You are probably too young to have kids or too old for that crap lol

JudgeComrade 17

Thursday 13 March 2014 20:10

Did you meet her at hooters?

KatieBel 2

Saturday 7 June 2014 8:41

She's too young for you bro!

trendkilla254 4

Monday 18 August 2014 5:31

You chose to play the game.

DemonSquirril 4

Thursday 1 December 2016 20:12

Honestly, I think you dodged a bullet my friend.

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