Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter....

By Anonymous - 03/04/2013 13:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Mossears133 15

Wednesday 3 April 2013 19:00

Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?

stevenJB 25

Wednesday 3 April 2013 19:07

I hate you just because you said "cray"^

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dandaman1457 7

Thursday 4 April 2013 7:08

Hoo do you think you are?

Megan639 16

Thursday 4 April 2013 8:28

Haha reminds me of my biology class...

cmac86 23

Thursday 4 April 2013 9:41

I wonder if she would have had the same reaction if it was a rat like scabbers?

sadddfaceee 1

Thursday 4 April 2013 10:14

My eyes got really big at by the end of the first sentence

looney_mc 4

Thursday 4 April 2013 15:51

Ahah loser

faireanjell 5

Thursday 4 April 2013 21:16

Congratulations on escaping the cray cray

ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Friday 5 April 2013 0:21

Better safe than sorry ;) joking OP FYL

musicluvr2000 11

Friday 5 April 2013 1:08

#101, Really? I thought he was trying to rob a bank?

zomgwtfbbq 3

Friday 5 April 2013 1:53

Friend, you dodged a bullet. Walk away and don't look back. Trust me on this.

Timber147 9

Friday 5 April 2013 2:52

Good thing she did you want one that's not crazy!

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