By Anonymous - 03/04/2013 13:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
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Mossears133 15

Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?

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stevenJB 25

I hate you just because you said "cray"^

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russfml 31

Good thing you found out she's crazy before you have a baby or get married

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MidnightOne 3

YDI, in this case, means "You dodged it."

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notforbirds 9

FYL, even though the whole point /is/ to treat it like a live baby.

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BuckNekkid 22

whooooo does she think she is?

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pattayarick 8

If I was your real daughter, she would have ended up like your ex.

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Anubis_81 21

With women everything is a test run for the real thing, I had an ex who would do the same.

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