By vat - 25/02/2013 08:33 - Hong Kong

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML
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mike3775 35

Well take it as a sign that she was not the one for you, if that is enough reason to be dumped

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pheebs314 17

I'm thinking she was looking for an excuse to dump you, OP.

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supersmeg12345 10

Unless she's a catholic. We don't like the orange order

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panda_lou 11

If you honestly believe that's why she split you're oblivious to what's going on. And why orange? Wtf did orange ever do to anybody? It's already lonely and it can't rhyme with anything else. Leave orange alone!

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pheebs314 17

The word 'sporange' rhymes with 'orange.' It's the botanical term for an organism that produces spores... Like fungi or some algae.

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Llama_Face89 33

49- holy crap you're not ******* with us! That sounded so ridiculous that I had to go and look it up. But it checks out. I apologize for my lack of faith.

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pheebs314 17

It's okay. I would have checked it too! :)

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shutupAnderson 7

Now you can find a girlfriend that is non color specific (and not a total bitch)

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karatekid97 17

Who the hell doesn't like orange??

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doodlecloud 26

*raises hand* My first thought was 'that's hilarious but completely out of order' but it was very quickly replaced with 'but I do really hate orange...'

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Barhinder 9

Orange you glad that your done with someone like her.

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stewpididiot 11

She's obviously not a SF Giants fan. You're better off without the dumb ho !!

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Lunasis 14

if she's that much of an idiot, you're much better off

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