Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say...

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By kukadaman - 15/03/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 390

By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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onerandomtask 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 23:42

you dont wanna be with a girl that unreasonable and crazy

simplysarcastics 26

Tuesday 16 April 2013 23:43

Wacko girlfriend... If she's that silly then i approve that break up.

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bach2121 13

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:41

She didn't even bother asking who you were talking to?

Julianne_sings 10

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:49

You don't want to be with a girl who's that unreasonable. You're probably better off, OP!

MakinMills 12

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:52

tell her who it really was lol

lizzy_babyy 9

Wednesday 17 April 2013 5:10

I think he did.

kmfb3 8

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:53

Well that's awkward.

limitedition 25

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:05

What's with all these insane girlfriends?!? Where are you guys finding these chicks??

lonelyman36 12

Wednesday 17 April 2013 8:56

IMVU

TheChillyBoy88 6

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:10

She made your job easy.

Grand_Cookie 21

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:21

There's noooo way that much crazy was hiding and just popped out. You should have seen this coming.

suicidehacker21 8

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:30

Oh she's one of those yikes

RoseBlack123 37

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:34

Insecure much?

abhi95 31

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:49

Well maybe you'll realize you're actually better off without her around!

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Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML

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Today, I gave my boyfriend an ultimatum: me, the girl who’s been there through thick and thin for the past 2 years, supported him through his unemployment and death of his father, and who cooks and cleans for him every day, or the girl coworker who he’s been emotionally cheating on me with. Guess who he chose. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML

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Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML

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