By BadBoyfriend - 03/06/2013 04:31 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21

She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.

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samzap 6

The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?

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buckdharma 36

You must have remembered your 1 and 2 week anniversary. You were doing so good.

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ManInTheMachine 19

You insensitive bastard! haven't you ever heard that by your three week anniversary you should be engaged, and have 3 children and 4 grandchildren? What a prude. What the hell are you waiting for? The one YEAR anniversary? Ain't nobody got time fo' that!

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Cartera 10

Kids grow up so fast these days! =(

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LexyBell101 6

Ok, even me being a girl can say it's stupid to try to have a anniversary only after 3 weeks because isn't that still the time that you are trying to figure do you want to be with that person for a month.

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SlapAndTickle 20

That is what courtship is for, before getting into the relationship.

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monnanon 13

i always imagine courtship to be something akin to a job interview. everyone always shows their best face and you can still end up with shit heads.

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etishuman22 32

#39, I completely agree. When I met my boyfriend I just kind of knew he was "the one" and two years later here we are still together. I was never one of those people who dated long term, my longest relationship before this one was like five months? Maybe? Anyway, he's been my longest relationship.

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kittenmeownyan 18

Weeks and months are not anniversaries and you should see this as a blessing in disguise, she sounds crazy

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lizzzzzx3m 17

So you remembered the 2 week anniversary?

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Nolimit2217 32

Crazy chic..!

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therealafroninga 10

The three weekers, I've met a few of those myself. My freshman year I made the mistake of dating probably the most clingy woman on the face of the earth. She got us matching rings, and told me she loved me on the fourth day of our relationship.

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lp5252 4

she's a keeper, fight for her. LOL

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perdix 29

Not the real reason . . . As a parting shot, you should remind the illiterate ass that the "anni-" in "anniversary" means "year" and she would have had to hang on for 49 more weeks to celebrate the first one.

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