Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough... - FML

By yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By eggman 583 - 13/09/2016 21:12 - United States - Massapequa

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the 6 guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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Complicated relationship

By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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Unmatched

By Anonymous - 02/02/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom - Buckie

Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML

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Wolfparable 22

Monday 12 January 2015 11:16

Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.

bombielol 20

Monday 12 January 2015 11:20

what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op

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DrCheese 16

Monday 12 January 2015 13:41

**** that shallow bitch OP. Better off.

CuriousYel1ow 13

Monday 12 January 2015 13:53

Sometimes I give up on woman, then I remember that I live in the South, where the airheads inbreed with each other.

Ashd09 30

Tuesday 13 January 2015 1:36

Sir I don't appreciate your hating on southerners. keep your stereotypical opinions to yourself please and thank you

DrummerWS 23

Monday 12 January 2015 14:23

Sounds like you got a lucky escape man. Take it and find someone worth your time

iAmPaul 49

Monday 12 January 2015 14:38

Wow she's such an idiot. Of course less guys are going to like her pictures when she was taken.

MostafaH 15

Monday 12 January 2015 15:28

please mention this point for your next experience!

Burberryhype 20

Monday 12 January 2015 15:31

Looks like your girlfriend and the previous OP's brother who date girls by looking at the no. of likes on their Instagram photos will make a fantastic couple!

britt2dawn 8

Monday 12 January 2015 15:32

well it makes sense.

GunSlinger69 19

Monday 12 January 2015 15:43

Yeah it does, if she is a stupid bitch.

Sathane 21

Monday 12 January 2015 15:36

And her attention whoring, shallowness wasn't apparent BEFORE you started dating?

GunSlinger69 19

Monday 12 January 2015 15:47

She seems like the type of girl who treats her boyfriend like shit but expects to be spoiled by him in return. Be glad you are done with her OP, you deserve better than that ****.

meggymuggins 10

Monday 12 January 2015 15:48

It sounds like you're better off without her. Also, I accidentally hit ydi, so minus 1 off that total. :)

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