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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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By eggman 583 - 13/09/2016 21:12 - United States - Massapequa

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the 6 guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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Complicated relationship

By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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Don't jump to conclusions

By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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acesarge 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.

yes01 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

your ex is brilliant.

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dojofalz 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:14

wow it's funny how all girls say u deserve it

srammer99 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:22

hey snickerdoodles do the drapes match the carpet lol u suck

Sheslikeheroin 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:26

Oh cmon. we are allowed to be as immature and stupid as we want. If the twat doesn't like it then she can leave us--simple. Post up an ad of her on the "adult section" with her number and a picture of her naked ass in bed. if you post her address you will be a hero to all men who had to put up with twats like that = D

cartermc17 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:31

she's like heroin ur my hero for sayin dat hahah ur my new idol nice!!

FeedtheBrood 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:40

Gay jokes aren't necessarily bad. But if you were the kind of person who thinks that calling someone gay is an insult, then I would break up with you too.

fairies633 8

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:46

slap that bitch...nah jk

Denzel0 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:46

Gay jokes? If she cant handle it, you dont need her!

DollyMolly 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:18

It's not a question of not being about to "handle it". It's what it shows about a person. If he's joking about something someone else can't control, it shows that he's insensitive.