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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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acesarge 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.

yes01 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

your ex is brilliant.

Comments

artssfreak 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:50

you TOTALLY deserved that for making gay jokes. good for her.

SheleKnights 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:51

I think what most of you are forgetting is the severity of the issue. He potentially told a few bad jokes. She commited a CRIME.

g124124 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:51

gay jokes are funny but not funny all the time so ydi

artssfreak 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:58

139 it really doesn't matter what's a crime and what's not in this case. the point is he deserved it

sublimedude777 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:59

YDI for being so homophobic. Douche.

SheleKnights 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:03

We don't know if he's homophobic!!! Jokes arn't always - you know what? I give up. The very fact that there are more than 4 times more YDI that FYL means that I refuse to be a part of the human race anymore.

DeadHorseman 11

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:02

YDI for not controlling your bitch and leaving a computer with internet access in the kitchen

artssfreak 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:03

@ 143 you little ****

PurpleKuSh_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:05

haha damn!

pearsie 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:07

I have been called gay for 8 years now, and ppl have used all the gay jokes on me, personally I hate it. gay jokes are stupid and anyone who uses them must be really insecure about their own sexuality. maybe it's time you looked outside your closet, ppl are missing you!

SheleKnights 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:11

This is my favourite gay joke and it is not derogatory at all, I have posted it already but I will do so again. "What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well endowed" See? Not all gay jokes are bad at all. Same with all jokes to do with ethnicities or sexual preference or gender or ANYTHING.

jayjay777 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:08

I don't get why everyone is saying YDI. It's not that he is intolerant of gays, he was just joking. If you say YDI then you have no right to laugh at any gay (or other discriminating) jokes (which we have all done).