By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
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oooh_dear 0

you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.

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reset_button 0

Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too

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alex_vik 0

You're lucky she broke up with you then.

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dcapp 0

hahaha #5 and #11 she probably just took them out to make you think she was having sex with someone else or she jsut wanted to keep them for the future

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yourpathetic 0

#11 love the idea, but make it worse, tell her you slept with her bestfriend after a sucky night of sex, and that she might have the same shit as you. not the best, but its a working progress :))

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Okeenow 0

I'm surprised she even bothered to give them back

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evolveahimsa 0

go with number 11 and let us know how it turns out!

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Banthestrandland 0

#30, what the ****? I realize you're joking but that's in as about as poor taste as you can get unless you start joking about the Holocaust.

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RhapsodyEternal 0

Watch she poked holes in the remaining 8 condoms XD So then try what #5 said, and get her mom pregnant. Epic. Win.

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zomgitsbrilol 0

what were you doing giving her condoms anyway

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