By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
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oooh_dear 0

you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.

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reset_button 0

Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too

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BaldOuting 0

that's just so obnoxious of her to do. what a ****.

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Remegy 3

maybe she was just trying to be AQUAMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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qwerty123456789 0

Bone her best friend and either call her while your doing it or make a video and send it to her

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nodbor 11

I guess she liked the other guys brand better.

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Ostrichman 0

Make her pay you the difference for a new box.

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mrhahn530 0

******* she-devil. I know some horrible guys but even they wouldn't do something that cruel. I agree, bone her mom...

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ltkrich 0

Eh whatever she was probably retarded anyways, sorry for the loss but at least your up 8 condoms.

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jaebaybay 0

Maybe she just wanted to keep some for later so to save money?

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Emily_T 0

she did that on purpose.

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