By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 98 003
You deserved it 6 602

Same thing different taste

Top comments

oooh_dear 0

you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.

Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too

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Maybe she was trying to wrap a condom around her head, like that guy on youtube.

I'd just give her back the condoms and say, "well I see you used them to cheat on me before you broke up so I suppose you probably need them. Have fun bitch...." Seriously people don't need to be mindfucked when they get broken up with. In a perfect world she could have told you why she was breaking up and left it at that. The mindfuck is supposed to be reserved for the person getting dumped. It's just cruel if she was "joking" about the condoms and breaking up with you. Hell with the break up your mind is working a mile a minute to figure it out and that's just icing on the cruelty cake.

just call her up and ask if it was you who used them. when she asks why, just say that she sucked in bed and you are usually bored, so you dont rember if it was you who opened them

#22 would it have been better if she had cheated on him and then stayed with him? if she was gonna cheat she should have broken up with you so she could be a *****, rather than a cheating *****

braFTW 0

Why would she even do that (returning the box)? What a ****... You're probably better off. ;)

@26 I think she did because it was a way of being cruel. Like you logically put it, "why would she return the box?" Probably to just **** with him a little more.

#11 is so friggin right on this one.

she could have just taken some out for the future, i suppose. #1 and #8 are great ideas. if that doesnt work, go for her mom or sister

Rape her. joking. wow lol that sucks. better fish in the sea