By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 98 003
You deserved it 6 602

Same thing different taste

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oooh_dear 0

you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.

Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too

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just leave it as it is. its not like two wrongs make a right. at least she broke up with you if she was cheating on you. more like FHL. :)

She cheats on you, then breaks up with you, giving you the half box of condoms to rub it ion your face? wow. what a bitch. I'd punch her in the ovaries then say "I guess you wont need THESE!" and walk away.

timemaster666666 0

what does #11 mean? i dont understand..

oooh_dear 0

lol. #45. 11 was saying, tell her that there are holes in the remaining condoms. and the other ones mightve had holes too. meaning if she used them. and there were holes. theres a pretty good chance she couldve gotten pregnant. just to freak her out.

You can't really assume she's cheating. She could have kept some for future use. Ask her straight up why there's only 8 left. And if she were cheating, then proceed with w/e you desire to do to her.

I've given a box of condoms that a guy has paid for back to him after we broke up because he asked for them. Of course I took some out, but only for future use. Just because some were missing doesn't mean she was cheating on you. I didn't even use the ones I took out of the box until a while after we broke up. It's just easier than going to buy some more.

tell her that the condoms has aids !! LOL !!

how would the condoms have aids? .. #49 but definitely #11 and clearly she didn't care very much anyways, but don't fuss about it ! sooner or later someone special will come your way!

This has to be a lie. If she used four of them with other men because she had them at her house, she wouldn't return them - she'd keep them to continue using.

Fuck34 0