By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
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oooh_dear 0

you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.

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reset_button 0

Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too

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Aeth_fml 0

Either she's a bitch, or she has a younger brother who's too embarrassed to buy his own. Unfortunately, I suspect the former.

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joeddamage1 0

Just kill that ***** hooker bitch.

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rnegi 0

Maybe she had a water balloon fight. They can hold several liters of water

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wierdkid118 0

omg! dude thats why u never leave them at a girls house i did once and i counted them all everytime just to make sure, cuz u never kno :(

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Milata 0

Have Revenge by using the condoms on the person shes with.... wait i said the wrong thing, Just use em and put em on the guys bed before they go to his place, :D

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Huggy_fml 0

ok so a mix of 5 and 11, tell her you realized there was a hole in the condom while effing her mom, and there mite be a chance her mom or sister or friend is pregnant, and possibly her 2

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Capo123 0

**** her mom, her sister, her best friend...ummm... her other sister her cousins and make her life miserable cuz that was really ****** up on her part

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Capo123 0

wait that whole idea about tellin her the condoms might have holes thats pretty good

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waterpolorat12 0

karma will get her and help u b4 u know it. just leave it alone and try ur best to live ur life. if sleepin with her sister u have all the right to do that bro.

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