By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 616
You deserved it 4 449

Same thing different taste

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lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

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Am I the only one who thinks this was just an excuse for her to ditch the guy because he's a dumbass? I mean, if he's stupid enough to think that this is ACTUALLY the reason she ditched him after four years, then ****, I feel sorry for HER.

I don't believe FMLs like this, because I don't believe that a human could trust what a dumb machine tells them about their love life.

There's more to this story than the author is revealing.

joethebiden 8

And during those 4 years you didn't realize how much of a complete tool she was? Guess the psychic was right about the compatibility issue. YDI.

Judging by the crap I see in my school, I can totally believe this FML. I've seen girls doing the stupidest things... I mean, who the hell would ask a server script about their relationship? Who?!

citycrazed25 0

YDI man. You're beter off without a dumbfuck for a girlfriend.

... Or she was using that as an excuse because she wasn't happy, and knew that just saying she wasn't happy would result in you "trying to fix things." I mean really, sometimes it's just not there. Sometimes it takes four years, or four months, or four weeks to figure it out. Honestly, how do can a chick ever expect to escape a relationship without being a bitch? We have to be, crazy ass psycho bitches just because just flat out saying it results in them pleading and begging for weeks on end about a something we've already decided was over! So just get over it and move on!

It's either an excuse, or she's really that gullible...let her go.

newagegoddess 0

That sucks...sorry to tell you, but she was just looking for an excuse to break up with you. She's really not that gullible she knew what she was doing.