By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 616
You deserved it 4 449

Same thing different taste

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lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

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redblueviolet 0

It was most likely just an excuse to break up with you, OP. It's a shame she can't just outright say that there isn't a spark anymore and she wants to move on or whatever. But if she WAS that gullible, then I've lost my faith in humanity! :D Either way, you're better off without her. FYL for four years lost.

Either shes really that dumb, in which case your probably better off without her, or she was just loooking for an excuse to break up. Either way, that sucks, hope you find someone better!

If you're going to be stupid enough to text in and waste money like that then you shoulds be puished like that and have relationships ruined its not like you're disabled and you have never been taught to think for yourself and if you are in state where you cannot make normal god consious decisions then you should b put in special care but if you're just stupid you dont exactly need that so therfore its their own fault.

that's ******* retarded. she doesn't deserve you if she trusts a psychic more than her 4 year long term boyfriend.

Either she's ******* retarded, or she just needed an excuse

nikola0_o 0

omg, shes sooo dumb !! if i were you, i would try not to feel so bad and keep reminding myself how retarded she is.. but i would also tell EVERYONE so that everyone knows just how dumb she is.

jkcmutch 0

well look on the bright side, you won't be dating an idiot anymore!

Scorponok 0

You're better off without that idiot anyway.

yeea, uhh pretty shitty. is she blonde? or a natural dumbass?