By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Hypershadow 5

lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

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velocraptor 0

LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

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deaditegirl 0

YDI for dating someone who believes in psychics.

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Egotistical 0

Ydi and fml. Ydi because u sure kno how 2 pick them. Fml bc no one wants to be dumped:/

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bobby222 0

YDI for dating a dunce.

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tWitt3rBuG 0

Wait, that means you starting dating when she was 5? Coz she clearly has the mentality of a 9yr old? Tell her to "be a man" & give you the real reason for the break up. There's clearly more to this and she owes it to you to explain! Sorry dude

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Mefreh 0

Dang Dramakat, you're so gay, why you gotta be like that?

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dramakat11 0

I don't know. Why are you such a rude idiot Mefreh? Whatever floats your boat.

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FarSide 22

He stated a fact. Why are you so angry?

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Neferria 0

If she's dense enough to believe that crap, then you don't need her. Better to find out that she's an idiot now, albeit four years wasted.

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