By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Hypershadow 5

lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

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velocraptor 0

LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

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underpaid 0

Thats so gay is used to refer to something that doesn't make sense. or something completely useless. dramakat is just listening to a very dumb commercial on her first comment.

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wallythedolly 0

She sounds like an idiot, so you came out the winner.

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yourfavoritemofo 0

You can't doubt the horoscope

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x5d13 0

It's actually good you found this out, though a bummer it took that long. But someone who takes that kind of bullshit advice seriously when it comes to major personal relationships is, if only for that reason, a BAD CHOICE. Not that this doesn't mean you got royally shafted. What a bitch.

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lunytunes88 0

YDI for dating that bimbo for FOUR ******* YEARS.

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LUPINEbrother_fml 0

Untalented 1. I want you to know that we are doomed. And I'm blaming you. no matter what, it will always be your fault. just because I said so.

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fcukb0o 0

WOW SHES A FUCKEN DUMBASS HOW THE HELL WOULD SHE BELIEVE IN SOME BIGGEST SHIT EVER..........!???

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