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By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

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By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 05:03 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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Hypershadow 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:05

lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

velocraptor 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:03

LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

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andrewms 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:38

think of it this way: your no longer dating a person that easily becomes brainwashed...

Roojee 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:42

That's hella stupid. Compatibility tests and all that are loads of bull.

eric01 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:01

you totally deserve it for dating a stupid moron that believes int hat that shit.

echarperouge 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:02

Date someone who isn't a liar or a fruitcake.

jonny2x4 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:05

Four years of "happy dating"? You mean you didn't sleep with her or propose to her? Sounds like four years of nothing happened. YDI for not hitting that before she dumped you. Of course you saved a lot of $$$ by not marrying the dumdum. I'd ask if she was hot, but I kind of doubt it if you didn't even hit that for four years.

RPGod 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:10

Well, at least you know she's an Idiot. Imagine if you married that!

chibangers 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:21

wow what a stupid bitch! How did you go out with her for so long??

thelonelylurker 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:28

Good for you, OP. Good for you. But YDI for dating the dumb bitch for 4 years and not notising she's a dumb bitch.

Luckster 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:29

My boyfriend and I make fun of those commercials all the time... Him: So even if they've been happily dating for like....5 years, if the phone says you're not compatible, the bitch dumps his ass? Me: Pretty much! And when she compares him to the douchebag that spends all his money on drugs and alcohol, and it gets a very high rating, she'll act like it's true love! Him: It's sad people are that stupid.