By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
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Hypershadow 5

lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

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velocraptor 0

LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

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Andyangels27 0

translation I don't want to go out with him anymore. I made something up

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plexico 3

Maybe you were happily dating, but she was desperate and going with you until something better came along. Next question.

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untalented1 0

to prey on people, whether they're stupid or not, is immoral. if society can't see that then we're doomed. to be stupid can be fine; you can live a prosperous life with the person you love and have enough money to live. it's not a problem. it becomes a problem when people try to sell you something you don't need which will ruin your life and take a lot of money away from people. it's the problem that has been caused by vultures, not a problem that should need to be overcome otherwise. it's robbery imo.

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iTsBrandon 0

i honestly think this was just an excuse to break up with you, if she was stupid throughout the 4 years then probably not, but after 4 years no compatibility should matter since you made it so long, I am really sorry to hear that after 4 years the relationship tanked. But there is better, smarter women out there.

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iFruit 0

LOVE STINKS LIKE A DECOMPOSING RAT'S BODY ON A HUMID FRIDAY AFTERNOON SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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FarSide 22

Have you always attracted imbecilic females? Four years? I can only figure that you like your women retarded, that way they believe anything that you (or anyone else) tells them. Don't despair though, just take a trip to Cleveland, and you can find a replica of her in no time. FYL * 10.

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FarSide 22

How the Hell is OP stupid enough to buy into HER for four years? In most states, there are laws about having sex with mentally retarded women.

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Aurvandil 0

She's probably lying. I hope no one's stupid enough to be using services like that. If she truly did though, consider yourself lucky.

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kaengelangeleyes 9

Theres definitely people out there stupid enough to use those things. If there wasn't, those things wouldnt still be readily available and making enough money to have commercials on TV to advertise for it.

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SmittyJA24 26

Uhhh... 4 years with the same girl? Was it, uhh, like from 7th to 11th grade? Time to move on, young man. It's August... you've got plenty of time to find a date for the senior prom. I'm certain you'll do much better next time.

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