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By isaidfuckoff - 27/06/2015 18:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By LonelyHeart - 22/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By Brooke - 15/01/2013 05:45 - United States - Manteca

Today, my mother came back from her trip to Vegas. Her breasts were obviously 2 letter sizes larger. I asked if she got a boob job and she denied it, saying that it's against her religion. She's an atheist, and a liar. FML

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By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

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How very dare you!

By mrniceguy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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Sunday 28 June 2015 19:36

**** Logic

dweeds508 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:36

Dump her ass OP

Comments

middlenamefrank 8

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:07

Wow....a Mormon lesbian who cheats on her g/f? This has got to be a troll.

Solano2580 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:13

Really #27? You think that this is a troll without evidence, I think YOU are the troll

leogachi 15

Monday 29 June 2015 0:47

Who said anything about being Morman? Besides, all religious groups have people that want all the perks of the religion with none of the responsibility.

MlleMC_fml 19

Monday 29 June 2015 5:47

I don't know where you got the Mormon part, she could be any sort of Christian from what I read. But otherwise you're right. And on top of that, she's having premarital sex (how else would OP know about her breasts?)...

SydLovesLacey 18

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:09

You don't want to be with someone who thinks like that any way.

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:12

no it was still cheating. she cant use god as an excuse

ham_spam 17

Monday 29 June 2015 5:40

Ur right she can't God isn't real

simmybaby_ 13

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:17

Maybe I need to go to church again for clarification because this makes absolutely no sense.

Invictus_Anima 5

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:17

How dare you not take her word for it OP, that is a damn good excuse! Kidding. You need to dump her. I know that's what people automatically say in all kinds of situations where it is not necessary, but in this one, it is definitely necessary. If she really thinks cheating is okay because it is God's work, she needs help. I'm not knocking religious people or anything, but she really doesn't need to engage in every activity just because "God" says so. I mean if God told her to go have an HIV infested baby would she do it? Rambling over. Sorry you had to find out that way though OP. I wish you luck!