By isaidfuckoff - 27/06/2015 18:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML
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Jdlove2 20

Religion? She hiding moral behind religion? She is more stupid then I thought.

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SouL_WraitH 12

you cant fix stupid. I'd say be wise and get out of this one no matter how amazing the sex is.

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ShatteredPulse 15

Yay for unloyal people just playin with other peoples emotions!

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DerpAngel 8

Hate it when people use religion like it's a free pass

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AKFusion 12

Ah, a classic case of Immaculate Hickception...

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Quetzal27 12

I am sorry for you OP, still you have got to love the sheer hypocrisy of religious people like that. My old girl friend was a holier then thou Evangelical Christian who claimed drugs were the devils product, but said it was okay to smoke weed because it is grown..... I feel bad for you but time to dump her hypocritical ass.

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Crimsonb312 11

Not all religious people are hypocritical.

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