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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

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By Michael - 20/09/2017 16:00

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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bemylove123 9

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:01

You mean ex-girlfriend?

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:02

Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.

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mrwiggles5422 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:48

kick that bitch out

peaceloveblunts 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:00

she's crazy.

MrsUresti 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:04

omg please tell me u dumped her!

LennyComa 39

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:04

Ex surely

luccmon 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:07

Lol

nate2790 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:45

This doesn't happen when they're in the kitchen!

itschrisssybro 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:45

I hope you are smart enough and dumped her op, she must've been looking to get dumped twice in one day.

jaredofmo 22

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:13

Dude. YDI because instead of taking the opportunity to make this about strengthening your relationship, you posted it on FML. Though, seriously, "WAAAA... THE GUY I'M CHEATING ON YOU WITH LEFT ME!" is pretty stupid. ... Forget what I said, drop her stupid ass.

opiate62 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:15

Bang her, then dump her

effyolife06 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:29

you should break up with her.

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