By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
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Murphy_21 0

In my experience its the adorable ones that make the best lovers. She's missing out.

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younglilmiss 0

I think i know who this is? hahahahaha

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meganwearsprada 0

hahahahah #16 made my day haha sucks for u dude

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Synthetic42 0

Obviously she's looking to be dominated. Get some handcuffs and other badass shit. Completely change your personality for the night (It's good acting practice) and see if she goes for it. If not, she's probably just a bitch and you should go with #16's plan.

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doe_eyes 0

if she really cared about you, her sexual attraction wouldnt be hindered because of how cute you are. she either does not want to have sex with you or she is not very interested in you. i suggest dumping her to save yourself the pain. there are certainly other girls out there who would be turned on by how adorable you are.

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brcck 0

I really hope she's joking. Hahaha. Go with 16 or 14. Or... You have cancer. Haaha.

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lol_seriously 0

What are you like a clanger or something?

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sugarcakebomb 0

wtf does that mean, "too adorable"? she's too stupid to handle a relationship it seems, go with #16, load - sex- then dump her.

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DeeJayD 0

DTMFA (Dump The Mother ****** Already).

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rinnychan 2

She's probably a lesbian and looking for a way out. I discovered this while I had a boyfriend...it's not an easy thing to handle.

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54754N4 14

Not every girl is a lesbian in denial. Even less one that'd use such a lame excuse as not to touch her 'boyfriend'. OP you're either being tested by a very controlling woman (where I agree with the DMTFA approach) or you're just being used as some kind of pet to keep close cause you're too adorable (again the DMTFA approach still stands). I'd say forget the hassle, and find another fish that'll appreciate u for who u are and not just for ur 'adorable' side *only*.

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