Love: Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook...

By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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Many such cases

By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By mee - 11/11/2015 17:10 - United States - Providence

Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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_streets_ 19

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:03

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

miserypoison 13

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:07

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:14

Cookie monster! P.s. Today's my birthday yay! :)

the__usual 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:18

Couldn't keep it contained eh? Happy Birthday :)

mea_iloveskiing 26

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:29

Thank you :)

StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:35

Happy birthday!

mea_iloveskiing 26

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:50

Thank you very much :DD

Rawr6591 21

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:12

Happi birthday ;)

mea_iloveskiing 26

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:29

Thanks :))))

Enslaved 36

Thursday 29 September 2011 11:13

****Happy Birthday**** (waiting to be thanked) Lol

mea_iloveskiing 26

Thursday 29 September 2011 11:19

Thanks and p.s. I love your comments :)

KiKiomggg 1

Thursday 29 September 2011 11:27

Happy birthday!! And ps tomorrow is my birthday.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Thursday 29 September 2011 11:36

Thank you and happy birthday in advance :)

ikickgingers 15

Thursday 29 September 2011 12:06

Birthday beat down????

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 15:13

Happy 18th. Totally didn't stalk your profile or anything.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Thursday 29 September 2011 17:02

Thank you. I know you're not a stalker :D

DinoJess 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 5:57

happy birthday to you and happy birthday to the other person in advance. any one else have a birthday within the next few days, or so? lol

Doortje 29

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:16

Pff, what a drama queen.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:17

Like the meaning of life.

Michyxo 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:17

Change your relationship status to single...

mea_iloveskiing 26

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:18

Thank you! :D why is my reply under 18? :O

Ricky23J 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:21

^ lies

Ricky23J 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:19

**** it? :P atleast it didn't hasent changed to single

Ricky23J 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:23

lol big mistakes here but like I said..... **** it :P

callmedaddy702 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:19

Tell her to make you a sandwich THEN she can get a cookie

callmedaddy702 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:38

And one more thing, now it's going to want just one cookie but in a couple of months it will want all of them.

dreamering 16

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:20

Maybe she wanted something else instead of a cookie

lena6310 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:21

Are y'all in 6th grade or something?

s0ulslack 20

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:26

dump the bitch ;)

s0m3guy2010 21

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:30

Would you happen to be blue, furry, and have an extreme addiction to cookies?

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Same thing different taste

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Many such cases

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